Beauty heartbroken
By smug kilt-wearing gamer
I ask: What the Fawkes?!!?!
Sep 29, 2011
Twitter/HaiTwu/Bert
Bert - The Haiku
Shatter my childhood
A spongy felt entendre'?
'Doing' The Pigeon?!!!??
---Hai
This little gem was brought to you by the letter 'Y'.
As in: 'Why did someone text me what an elongated Muppet in a turtleneck truly represents?!!!'
I can never unsee it now! Hopefully, you can't either.
I'm like 'The Ring' in that regard...
Love,
Hai
Twitter/TwitterImpossible/The Khan Whisperer
The Miff of Khan
'KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN'
This was hilarious at 2am -trust me!
---Hai
Thanks to @pattyjrobinson on The Twit
For #moviequotesthatshouldnotbeshouted
The opposite was not as effective without fontage
Sep 28, 2011
Twitter/TweetASpoiler/Dawn of the Dead '04
TweetASpoiler Theater Presents:
Dawn of the Dead '04
Zombies.Mall.Zombies.People.Zombies.RichardCheeseMontage.Zombies.Trucks.Zombies.Boat.
EndCredits.Zombies!!!!
Sep 27, 2011
Urbane Dictionary/Victorians
Victorians (def.)
A people long on pocket watches and short on astro-navigation
Urbane Dictionary/Aether
Aether (def.)
The thick vapors that make up space and hold all the planets and stars and wobbly bits in place. According to the Victorians, you could breathe in it if you were wearing a pith helmet and fly to the moon in it if you had a steam-punk’d frigate (or a big ass cannon)
See Victorians (def.)
Sep 26, 2011
Facebook/Lyrical Satirical/My Chemical Nepotism
Help Wanted
Do you have experience working with the broken, the beaten, and the damned?
Do you enjoy marching bands and foiling the plans of your own demons and all non- believers?
Do you have a messianic complex but no carpentry skills?
Executive Leadership Position Available!
Contact: Father Figure c/o The Black Parade
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