Oct 3, 2011
Sep 29, 2011
Bert - The Haiku
Shatter my childhood
A spongy felt entendre'?
'Doing' The Pigeon?!!!??
This little gem was brought to you by the letter 'Y'.
As in: 'Why did someone text me what an elongated Muppet in a turtleneck truly represents?!!!'
I can never unsee it now! Hopefully, you can't either.
I'm like 'The Ring' in that regard...
The Miff of Khan
This was hilarious at 2am -trust me!
Thanks to @pattyjrobinson on The Twit
The opposite was not as effective without fontage
Sep 28, 2011
TweetASpoiler Theater Presents:
Dawn of the Dead '04
Sep 27, 2011
The thick vapors that make up space and hold all the planets and stars and wobbly bits in place. According to the Victorians, you could breathe in it if you were wearing a pith helmet and fly to the moon in it if you had a steam-punk’d frigate (or a big ass cannon)
See Victorians (def.)
Sep 26, 2011
Do you have experience working with the broken, the beaten, and the damned?
Do you enjoy marching bands and foiling the plans of your own demons and all non- believers?
Do you have a messianic complex but no carpentry skills?
Executive Leadership Position Available!
Contact: Father Figure c/o The Black Parade